Wednesday, May 4, 2016


Well, somebody had to do it. An Israeli man has filed for a restraining order against the psychopathic Israeli god. I suppose it was only a matter of time, seeing as how this insane entity requires his mind-controlled followers to cut off the most sensitive part of their infant sons's penis to create a covenant with him...

and repeatedly demands that people offer up their first born children (and animals) to him...

the same god that commands that animals be sacrificed to him...

and enjoys the scent of burning flesh...

and even teaches his followers how to torture, murder, collect (and consume) the blood of sacrificed animals...

Kosher Slaughter

Without a doubt, the Jewish god is the universe's worst kind of demon, so it is good that someone has finally gotten a restraining order to stop his psychopathic presence in their lives.

Source Article:
Israeli Man Seeks Restraining Order Against God

An Israeli man has launched a campaign to stop God interfering in his life after three years of poor treatment at the hands of the Almighty.

The unidentified man submitted a restraining order request against His Holiness at an Israeli court on Tuesday.

He said that God had been bothering him for three years and that repeated requests to the police had been ignored, with the authorities only sending patrol cars to his home on 10 occasions and not taking his calls seriously.

Authorities eventually told the man to take out a restraining order against the Lord, he said, so he duly obliged at the Magistrate Court in the northern Israeli port city of Haifa.

“For the past three years He started to treat me harshly and not nicely. I complained to the police many times. The Israel police asked me to take out a restraining order,” the man said in the proceedings at the court, according to Israeli news site NRG.

God appeared to take note of the man’s complaints as the document of the court proceedings, published after the restraining order request, noted that He did not present himself at the hearing.

The ruling judge, Ahsan Canaan, threw the request out of court, saying that the attempt was absurd and that he should seek help elsewhere and not from the local authorities, The Times of Israel reported.

God was not immediately available for comment.

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