Thursday, June 13, 2013


There are NO benefits to clamping and curtting the umbilical cord immediately after birth... unless, of course, you are a practicing satanist involved in the consumption of human blood and are seeking a constant supply of infant blood to accommodate your disgusting thirst.

Innovation pitch Cord clamping

"Let us change the world together with one single action: no clamping of the umbilical cord until it stopped pulsating! If you are a healthcare professional - rethink your practice, if you are a parent - inform yourself and demand that the cord is not clamped immediately after the birth of the child!


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